I'M PRETTY MUCH A MILF

Cus 19 year olds hit on me....... ALL the time.
.....................................and i'm pretty sure i'm old enough to be their mom =|


well not really , LOL but you know what i mean. i'm too damn old for this shit..!!!
LIKE SERIOUSLY--> guys, do i look 19?? cus apparently i look 19.. to EVERYBODY.
Cus no body believes i'm 25 here..!

i mean i don't blame them tho, i DO dress like a child, and talk like a dumb ass.?
sooooooooo.......... i guess i AM 19.

...yay?

actually, proof that i'm old as fuck --> WTF IS "F'RALZ"??? and do i have tumblr.?!?!? NO? guess i'm not really 19 and "hip with it!"

...yay?


(Exhibit A, napkin left on the table by some hooligans that i served.)

.............. i guess i should start wearing suits every where and also talking like i know something.
huh.